Attention shirtless warriors: we have won! The Powers that Be at "Passions" now show multiple shirtless guys in every episode, even when there's no reason at all for the guys to be shirtless. Yesterday's show featured four hot shirtless guys -- three if you don't count Chad.
Now is the time to up our demands. Listen up, Powers that Be: we now want a full body shot of a hunk wearing either tight briefs, boxer briefs, or a form-fitting Lycra swimsuit once a week. If you do not give in, we'll watch something else. We control the show now!