Call it "I Love Theresa"
Who doesn't love it when the writers go campy? Remember "I Love Lucy," and how Lucy was always trying crazy schemes to get in Ricky's show? Well, that's what we've got on "Passions."
Theresa says to Viv, "I know, I'll take the place of their surrogate mother and steal their embryo."
Viv says, "Oh, you can't do that, Theresa. Ricky'll kill you if he finds out!"
Or then yesterday when Lady Demented dressed up as a cleaning lady and did a hokey ethnic accent all so she could get into Ethan's room and cry her big mascara-stained tears on his oddly exposed chest. What a riot. What'll this kook do next? If only real stalkers were this much fun.
Another track: Loved Rebecca's vegetable soup line yesterday. Thank goodness we have Rebecca to liven things up.