Here are a few unlikely spoilers for the upcoming months:
1. Chris will remove his face mask and reveal himself to be Alistair in a bodysuit.
2. Luis and Sheridan will get married and live happily ever after.
3. Someone will say what he desperately needs to say before the commercial break.
4. Theresa will accept that Ethan loves Gwen and just move on with her damn life.
5. Someone will hack into Fancy's Sidekick and discover nude photos of her with Simone.